Attorney General Edward Kang’s blog

So I FINALLY get the check in the mail from Fredrick Doom to start making my Laboratory of Doom. A lot of this stuff I’ve paid out of pocket. I’ve also raised a lot of money with my paper route. It took awhile but we got the high speed internet cable installed. For awhile I was stealing wi-fi from some dude named RAWJACK but after awhile he put some password on it that prevented me from watching pirated eps of Family Guy.

I got an email on my private g-mail account that I want to share with y’all:

To: Edwardkangisupinyourasslikeabikeseat@gmail.com
From: WynD3rst@navyseals.gov
cc: cheneywillcostyoubutyougetmyfirstnameforfree@whitehouse.gov
Subject:EMERGENCY! I NEED YOUR HELP, GENERAL KANG
Message: Kang! I’m trapped in North Korea! I’ve found their nuculear testing facility! They plan to launch weapons against the Eastern Coast in matter od days. Need emergencty evac from hot spot. This is a bright boy alert!

Ok, where do I even START with this one? Dangling participles, run on sentences, and the misspellings! I know what you’re thinking… Kang, I’m an avid reader of your blogs and you misspell stuff all the time (I know, and it’s SOOOO ironic, isn’t it?) but keep in mind your man Kang speaks 6 different languages (Korean, Japanese, Mandarin, Russian, more Japanese, and English) so you’ll pardon me if I make mistakes. People out there, learn to educate yourself. I don’t care where you are, take a moment to proof read what you’re sending out and then just maybe I’ll take what you send me seriously.

-Ed

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