Attorney General Edward Kang’s blog

Aaron and I used to be chill buds and I helped him revive Charlie’s Angels in the form of “Angels 88″ but that never happened due to the fact that I wanted an all black cast and he wanted… not that. The straw that broke the camel’s back was a show that was going to star me called Kang’s Komedy Kavalcade. It was going to be a collection of skits and people doing spoken word… kind of like Def Comedy Jam but with less cussing. Anyway, Spelling and I developed it, pitch it to the networks, and they thought it would be a big hit. But, at the time, I decided to run for Attorney General. I won and had to turn down the role at the 11th hour, which almost bankrupted Spelling and ruined his credibility.

Wait, so why do I hate Aaron Spelling? After recounting the story, it makes it seem like I was the one that did him dirty. Uh… shoot. Is there a way to undo what I typed? Where the hell is the delete key? WHY IS MY MEMORY SO POOR?!?!?

Woop-woop!
That’s the sound of da police!
Woop-woop!
That’s the sound of the beast!

Stand clear! Don man a-talk
You can’t stand where I stand, you can’t walk where I walk
Watch out! We run New York
Police man come, we bust him out the park
I know this for a fact, you don’t like how I act
You claim I’m sellin’ crack
But you be doin’ that
I’d rather say see ya
Cause I would never be ya
Be a officer? You WICKED overseer!
Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour
First show a little respect, change your behavior
Change your attitude, change your plan
There could never really be justice on stolen land
Are you really for peace and equality?
Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me
Your laws are minimal
Cause you won’t even think about lookin’ at the real criminal
This has got to cease
Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police!

Woop-woop!
That’s the sound of da police!
Woop-woop!
That’s the sound of the beast!

lyrics by KRS-One, stolen from Ed Kang