Aaron Spelling is dead. One down…
Aaron and I used to be chill buds and I helped him revive Charlie’s Angels in the form of “Angels 88″ but that never happened due to the fact that I wanted an all black cast and he wanted… not that. The straw that broke the camel’s back was a show that was going to star me called Kang’s Komedy Kavalcade. It was going to be a collection of skits and people doing spoken word… kind of like Def Comedy Jam but with less cussing. Anyway, Spelling and I developed it, pitch it to the networks, and they thought it would be a big hit. But, at the time, I decided to run for Attorney General. I won and had to turn down the role at the 11th hour, which almost bankrupted Spelling and ruined his credibility.
Wait, so why do I hate Aaron Spelling? After recounting the story, it makes it seem like I was the one that did him dirty. Uh… shoot. Is there a way to undo what I typed? Where the hell is the delete key? WHY IS MY MEMORY SO POOR?!?!?
